- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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