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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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