whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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