What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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