- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

YES! EXACTLY!

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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