- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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