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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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