hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Women Sports.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Obama

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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