- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

hahahahaha thats not funny

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Women Sports.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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