Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

This is not a joke

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

PSN IS UP

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

learn the ropes?

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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