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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

learn the ropes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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