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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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This is not a joke

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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PSN IS UP

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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