- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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