- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

this site is an antijoke

guess what chicken butt

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Are you a tree

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