- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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