- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock come in!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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