- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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