A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

What'sucks and white Jackson

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Im black

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

ded on boomer and aodddan

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did it die Nothing died

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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