- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did it die Nothing died

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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