What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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He walked in a bar

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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... Chan chan

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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The government

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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