- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Im black

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why did it die Nothing died

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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