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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

whats worse than school? Summer school

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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