A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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knock knock come in!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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