whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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