- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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