- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

knock knock come in!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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