- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

I got shot once it hurt a lot

I told you it would happen

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

whats worse than school? Summer school

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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