What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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