Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

knock knock. come in.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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