- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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