- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real