Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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I told you it would happen

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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