What'sucks and white Jackson

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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