Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Elizabeth Warren

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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