What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Your Mom!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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