- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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