What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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LIFE :(

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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