- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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