Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

You are Nerochan right?

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

My parents died!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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