- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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