- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

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