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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

God wrote this joke.................................

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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