Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Will nearis is here! Get it

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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