- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

There's a car about to hit me.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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