What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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