Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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