A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Neither have I

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Justin's hair

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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