Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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