Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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School

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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