- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Mark Wilson

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

TWIX PAUSE!

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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