- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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