What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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