A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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