- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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