Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Lil' Wayne

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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