Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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4-4-2

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Robin, get in the car!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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