What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

There's a car about to hit me.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Jesus was a good guy

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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