- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Justin's hair

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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