- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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