Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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women's rights

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Anti Joke

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