- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

69

whats 69+2? 71

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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