- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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