I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Canada AYY

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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