- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

civil rights

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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