Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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