- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

... Chan chan

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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