- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

captcha: all yer base

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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