why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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This is not a joke or is it

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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butt sex

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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you lose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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