- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Autism speaks but not really

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.