- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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